Phoenix: Worst Place in the World! And Now It's Official!

It's official now!
Phoenix is The Worst Place in the World!
I was there just not so long ago, and I can confirm it.
In fact, it's the model city meant to be The Worst Place In The World.
On purpose.
Intentionally.
Because.

And back when punk was created there, that's why it was created there.
That's why it was essential. That's why it had to happen.
That's why it had to happen there.